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DG§UCK§	Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:40 pm
Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 24 Location: belly up at the bar	Have you ever wondered about anything ?? Then post your wonderment here and I will start....... I wonder why there is no BLUE food ??? I wonder if I can trade my job for what's behind door #1 ??? _________________ Life without death World without end Sleep without dreams And nothing is quite what it seems
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SharynS	Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:17 pm
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 2940 Location: the 'puter	DG you haven't lived until you've experienced the harvesting festival of the rare delicious blue smartie. I'm not entirely sure but the blue smartie may be indigenous to Canada. I've always wondered why only 3 house flies ( 4 tops) circle in exactly the center of a space at any one time - equal distance from floor and ceiling and equal distance from each wall. Swat them all dead and the space is quickly retrooped by 3 or 4 more. _________________ Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself. - Salman Rushdie
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DG§UCK§	Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:59 pm
Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 24 Location: belly up at the bar	I wonder which is faster a jiffy or a flash ??? _________________ Life without death World without end Sleep without dreams And nothing is quite what it seems
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TNT	Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:31 pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 28 Location: Somewhere in Hell	Why is there no blue food? I can't find blue food - I can't find the flavor of blue! I mean, green is lime; yellow is lemon; orange is orange; red is cherry; what's blue? There's no blue! Oh, they say, "Blueberries!" Uh-uh; blue on the vine, purple on the plate. There's no blue food! Where is the blue food? We want the blue food! Probably instores immortality! They're keeping it from us! George Carlin 1975
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weiser	Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:32 pm
Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 190 Location: Chilliwack	Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? I think every good question deserves a good answer: The above question must relate to working under a UFCW collective agreement. At one time you put in two cents and got two cents back--hence, "a fair day's pay for a fair day's work." The boss then took your two cents and sold the result for five cents. Then the boss got greedier. He complained that Wal-Mart was comming and that he could only pay one cent for two cents worth of thoughts. The UFCW said, "that sounds reasonable" and the bastards agreed to gut the contract. Now, one would think that because you can't bust a penny that the bottom has now been reached. Wal-Mart pays a penny for two cents and UFCW employers pay a penny for two cents of thought. However, with short hours and free time, employers have now found ways to shave the penny so that they can get more than two cents. In some cases, once the employer shaves his portion of the remaining cent and the UFCW gets its share in dues and initiation, the penny is gone or just about so.
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wm pasz	Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:48 pm
Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 1219 Location: Toronto	Quote: I wonder why there is no BLUE food ??? What about blueberries and blue M&M's? _________________ Time is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. Truth is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else. - Malcolm X
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SharynS	Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:13 pm
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 2940 Location: the 'puter	blue corn, blue icing. _________________ Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself. - Salman Rushdie
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TNT	Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:16 pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 28 Location: Somewhere in Hell	Blue Potatoes http://www.deliciousorganics.com/recipes/potatoes.htm My sister once gave us some blue potatoes, and although with your eyes closed they tasted no different, For some reason the look made them hard to digest.
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SharynS	Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:38 am
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 2940 Location: the 'puter	blue fin tuna, blue bubblegum, blue fruitloops. _________________ Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself. - Salman Rushdie
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weiser	Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:48 am
Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 190 Location: Chilliwack	What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
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SharynS	Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:58 am
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 2940 Location: the 'puter	cordon bleu Quote: What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? What if you really can take it with you? _________________ Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself. - Salman Rushdie
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DG§UCK§	Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:58 pm
Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 24 Location: belly up at the bar	I wonder if a centipede wants to kick another centipede do they use one leg at a time or stand on 50 and kick with 50 ?? _________________ Life without death World without end Sleep without dreams And nothing is quite what it seems
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TNT	Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:15 pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 28 Location: Somewhere in Hell	Has anyone ever really killed themselves due to running with scissors?
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DG§UCK§	Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:32 am
Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 24 Location: belly up at the bar	I wonder who empties the wishing well ?? _________________ Life without death World without end Sleep without dreams And nothing is quite what it seems
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TNT	Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:17 pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 28 Location: Somewhere in Hell	If you fart outside on a realy cold winter day is it the same as your breath Can you see it.
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